We are an experimental radio show on Subcity Radio, Glasgow. These are our mixes.

If amp-melting fuzz, industrial strength space echo, droning minimal jazz and pitch-black digital minge is your thing, settle in.

Any requests for future shows, mixes or photos of us in various states of undress, you know what to do.

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Where’s My Plague of Locusts?  (a 60-minute dread electro/post-industrial mix by Chris)

German Shepherds – I Adore You 
Zerkalo – Invisible 
Psyche – Wrench 
Storung – Radio Lines 
Roter Rot – Get Away Dark Side 
Esplendor Geometrico – Horno Fundidor (Demo) 
Somnambulist – Mirage 
Los Iniciados – Resurreccion 
Doxa Sinistra – Alien 
Thought Broadcast – II 
Carlos Peron – ET (Her Head Is Breakin Intu Foor) 
Sympathy Nervous – His Forte 
Chris and Cosey – Re-education Through Labour 
Crash Course In Science – Pompeii Spared (Original Demo Version) 
Pseudo Code – Far Away From My Own Land 
Scorpion Violente – We Are One

The eschaton. Yawm ad-Din. The end of days.

2012 is supposed to be the start of the good shit, right? We’ve all seen John Cusack having a ball out-running gaping maws and getting the girl. It looks fucking brilliant! (No mention of how the smarmy cunt survived a post-apocalyptic Africa, though… That’s the sequel we’re all holding out for.)

The last era of genuine apocalyptic dread was probably the ’80s. Fuck the millennium - only computer programmers and total wallys got worked up about that one. The ’80s had Reagan, Thatcher and the constant threat of pre-emptive nuclear strikes. And Threads. Obviously. Good times.

It made total sense that dayglow, coke-fuelled singalongs were the soundtrack to just getting on with it. But scratch the surface, and some of the most inventive, forward-thinking music of anyone’s lifetime was being made in the miserable safety of bunkers and basements the world over.

Blunt, proto-techno drum programming, post-industrial synth/effects abuse and insanely warped, pitch-black nuclear pop hooks - it was without doubt one of the most amazing periods in electronic music history. Suicide and Throbbing Gristle had a fuck-load to answer for.

So we’ve gone trawling through the irradiated, paranoid depths of the Awkward vaults (lead-sealed, obviously) to bring you a 60-minute mix of city-flattening, culture-erasing audio fallout. Most of this shit still sounds utterly fucking timeless, and makes a whole load of modern electronic music sound like a whimpering, self-induced almost-gasm.

That said, there’s still a few cunts plumbing the fear and keeping it fresh, so we had to throw them in, too. No fucking revivalists, mind.

Time to wind up the old Doomsday Clock…

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Le Temps Detruit Tout (a 40-minute minimalism to brutalism mix by Chris)

A while back, we asked our hopelessly devoted listeners if they had any themes for mixes that they wanted us to tackle.

The first respons was from Victoria Stevenson, who asked for a mix based around travelling into space. Nice and open - it was always going to get apocalyptic! We finally settled on the intergalactic evacuation of all surviving members of the human race after a catastrophic planetary endgame. Sexy.

Somehow, we managed to squeeze 42 tracks into 37 minutes. God knows how. But no samples of HAL and definitely no space disco - this is one for the long smokey evenings with nothing but excessive bass and Buckfast to distract you from the inevitable collapse of social infrastructures and ecosystems the world over. Typical Friday, then.

Any suggestions for future mix themes you want done, just get in touch. We’ll rinse round to the best ones asap.  Anyway, here’s the tracklist.

Lee Patterson - Nine Lucifers
Arvo Part - Iklos
Iannis Xenakis - Hibiki - Hana - Ma
Mika Vainio - In Silence, A Scream Takes A Heart
John Weise - Ghost Call
Ghedalia Tazartes - Un Amour Si Grand Qu’il Nie Son Objet
Kevin Drumm - Second
Devillock - The Blood From
Hecker - Jxean-z Character Generator
Alva Noto - Haloid Xerox Copy 11 
Graveyards - Untitled
Harry Partch - The Pilgrimage
Joe Colley - Bruise Voltage and Field Error
Lethe - Catastrophe Point #6 
Christina Carter - Carelessly
Keith Fullerton Whitman - Generator 8 (Edit)
Aaron Dilloway - Execution Dock
Raime - Retread
Samuel Beckett - The Unnamable (read by Cyril Cusak)
Venison Whirled - Untitled
Demdike Stare - Jannisary
Cloaks - Against
Steve Reich - Clapping Music
Blood Stereo - The Little Creeper
Whitehouse - The Days At Florbelle
Phil Niblock - A Third Trombone
Anne-James Chaton - Evenement No. 22 
Ryoji Ikeda - Data.Adaplex
SND - Vandyk-k Integ Paradise 3 
Dickie Landry - Fifteen Saxophones
Ruspolia Nitidula Cricket - Chirp
Junko - Backward
Tactile feat. Jhonn Balance - Grief (words by William Hope Hodgson)
Damion Romero - John Wiese’s Legs
Pita - Get Out 2 
Grails - I Want A New Drug
Pan Sonic - Aktiivi
Grouper - Alien Observer
Pan Sonic - Aktiivi
Tribes of Neurot - Proliferation
E.M.A.K. - A L’Horizon
Lee Patterson - Three Hazlenuts Burn

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GUNS. DADA. KNIVES. (a 40-minute armchair revolution mix by Chris)

Dennis Duck - Intro
Big Flame - Man Of Few Syllables
This Heat - S.P.Q.R.
J J Burnell - Jellyfish
Primitive Calculators - Do That Dance (Single Version)
Henry Mancini - Experiment In Terror
Gerry And The Holograms - Gerry And The Holograms
Det Gylne Triangel - Maskindans
The Static - My Relationship
Oleg Kostrow - Bukva F
The Cultural Decay - Brave New World
Slugfuckers - Dolphins Are Not Fish
The Sediment Club - Panic Berlin Fun
Daphne Oram - Lego Builds It!
The Fall - Jerusalem
Macabre - Be Forewarned

A mix inspired by a day of relentless riot footage, mainstream media drivel and a need to drown out the couple living beneath me.

(Fighting or fucking? Still not sure…)


It’s a bit rough and ready, but who else is providing an audio backdrop to your armchair dreams of a bloodless revolution?

Fucking nobody, mate.

Features special guest appearances by Dave, Theresa and the Metropolitan Police Force.

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So, we’ve finally gone and got a blog.  About fucking time, eh? 

We’re gonna use it to host our mixes, live recodings, DJ sets and extracts from the experimental erotic novel we’re working on.  Something for everyone, then.

The page is barely out of diapers but it’ll be updated regularly, so keep popping back to pillage our teetering waxy piles free of charge!

You can also find us on Subcity Radio, Soundcloud and Facebook. 

Rinse your dicks.

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NOBODY PUTS PINSTRIPES ON SHIT ANY MORE (1977-1986) (a 40-minute post-punk/DIY mix by Chris)

Morpions - Point Blank (1979)
Industry - Ready For The Wave (1980)
Nightmares In Wax - Shangrila (1979)
Nervous Gender - Cardinal Newman (1983)
Radio Free Europe - It Likes You (1980)
Neon Judgement - Factory Walk (1981)
Jungle Nausea - Turn Off (1982)
Hybrid Kids - D’Ya Think I’m Sexy? (1979)
Shut Up - Depressions (1985)
Lemon Kittens - The Hospital Hurts The Girl (1982)
Via Veneto - Empty (1980)
The Girls - The Elephant Man (1979)
AKA - God (unknown)
Tools You Can Trust - The Main Stem (1986)
Metal Urbain - Lady Coca Cola (1977)
Men/Eject - Apologise (1980)
SPK - Chamber Musik (1981)
Living In Texas - An Dem Bahnhof (1982)
P1/E - 49 Second Romance (1980)

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HE LOOKS LIKE RICK ASTLEY SHAGGED A PONY (a 40-minute industrial/drone/Motown mix by Tony)

Tracklist to follow.

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YOUR OLD LADY’S ROTTEN BROCCOLI (a 50-minute jazz noir mix by Chris)

Alice Coltrane - Journey In Satchindananda
John Coltrane - Om (extract)
Miles Davis - Generique
Salah Ragab and The Cairo Jazz Band - Ramadan In Space Time
Chris Corsano - Another Dull Dawn
Moondog - Chant
Archie Shepp - Blase
Bill Dixon - Schema Vi-88 
Children Of The Sun - Twee
Philip Cohran Artistic Heritage Ensemble - The African Look
Sonny Sharrock - Black Woman
Lloyd Miller - Gol-e Gandom
Ornette Coleman - Lonely Woman
Charles Mingus - Duet Solo Dancers
Part Wild Horses Mane On Both Sides - Nucleaye
Duke Ellington - Main Title and Anatomy of a Murder
Patty Waters - Why Is Love Such A Funny Thing?

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DRONING IN EXPRESS STELLA (a 50-minute minimal/drone mix by Tony)

Tracklist to follow.

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YOU’RE A FUCKING VIRGIN (a 30-minute psych/garage/fuzz mix by Chris)

Relay For Death - Birth Of An Older, Much More Ugly Christ
Rob Jo Star Band - I Call On One’s Muse
Arzachel - Clean Innocent Fun
Bob Seger & Last Heard - East Side Story
The Nicols - She Had A Name To Find Out
La De Da’s - How Is The Air Up There?
Laika & The Cosmonauts - Surf’s You Right
R. D. Burman feat. Asha Bhosie & Kishore Kumar - Lekar Ham Diwana Dil
Rings and Things - Strange Things Are Happening
Cold Cave & Prurient - Presomnal
Captain Beefheart - Well
D. R. Hooker - The Sea
Cindytalk - Signalling Through The Flames

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SLEEPING MAKES YOU SICK (a 30-minute experimental/noise/fucked mix by Tony)

Tracklist to follow.

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